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"That blur you saw go by before was me running."
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"When I said you could have your friends over for lunch, I meant humans."
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I don't think I have any jokes today. I'm genuinely frightened for what's happening in #2. Of course Jeffy is crying. Of course he is. And he has my vote.
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2 comments:
While I like the image of Jeffy crying over the fact that Mommy made him eat lunch with a bunch of sharks and eels, I have to go with Herman. 'cause you know that guy hasn't run in 30 years, and the fact that he makes no mention of the dogs just adds to the impression that he's either drunk or insane. Or both.
Some days they are both so great it is hard to pick!
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