Wednesday, July 05, 2006

A Conversation with Charlie (Age 5) About Spiritual Matters

HIM: Dad, do you want me to tell you about your soul?
ME: My soul?
HIM: Yeah, I can tell you what your soul is like.
ME: Well, yeah. Go ahead.
HIM: Bing bang! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Blah blah! Bathroom toilet! Bing bong bing bong! Beep beep beep! Poopie on your head! Dee-dee-dee! Ting tong beep boop! That's your soul!
ME: Wow! Really?
HIM: No, I'm just kidding. That's not really your soul.
ME: Oh good. Wow.
HIM: Yes it is! PEE!

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