Turns out my sister writes one. It seems to be mostly about jewelry and even then mostly about jewelry using quotations from Shakespeare and even then mostly earrings. Shakespearrings she calls 'em, as you might expect. I think she should work up a set of earrings with the opening lines from The Merchant of Venice where Antonio says "In sooth I know not why I am so sad," (left earring) "It wonders me, you say it wonders you" (right earring). You know, for chronically depressed people! Then maybe with a picture of, like, a dour Patrick Stewart or David Suchet or something. My sister calls her blog Bijou Bliss but I DON'T KNOW WHY!
I have another sister but she doesn't appear to have a blog. So what can I do, really?
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Getting to work right now on those dour Patrick Stewart earrings. Or maybe I'll do Anthony Hopkins, all painted blue in Titus ("Therefore I tell my sorrows to the stones . . ."}
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