Oaths!

They're requiring oaths!

Reasons You Should Love Semisonic
1. Closing Time is a great song. C'mon, admit it, it is.
2. Drummer Jake Slichter's new book is completely awesome. Harvard grad, rock drummer, self-deprecator.
3. I interviewed Jake today on the radio and he was a super-duper nice fella.
4. He signed the radio station's guest book "Jake Slichter, drummer for Semisonic, we had that big hit song 'Closing Time'."

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I think it turned out well. I hope you like it!

It's Official!

Movies do make people violent.

Internet Good

First, there was this.

Then there was this.

Okay, It's Not Really MY Book...
But it's a book I'm in. And it's busting into the top 4000 on Amazon (as of this writing).
Also, I'm reading some stuff at an event with Dave Eggers on September1st.
 

Attention College Students!
 
Ripping off undergraduate term papers and even taking them out of context is A-OK.
 

Granted

I'm a complete tool for McSweeney's but I sure do love the Dear Mr. President Letters.
 

I Hate The Interweb

Because now, for the rest of my life, no matter where I go, no matter how much I accomplish, I will ALWAYS be the dude who wrote this.

As For Me...
I'll be picking up the trucker hat.

The Hype and The Debate As To Whether Or Not To Believe It...

Regarding Roger Clemens, Seth Stevenson does not.

Farewell to Productivity

A few months ago, I was pointing people towards the addictive Fundrace.org. Now, there's Newsmeat's Hall of Fame to further distract you from doing anything worthwhile.

At this writing...

This book is #31 on Amazon's best seller list. Due, no doubt, to the catchy title.

Well okay.

It seems like a lot of Democrats are excited about this but I really don't see what John Edward brings to the ticket aside from getting cryptic advice from former presidents.