I mean, if that's your enthusiasm.
Al Capone's house in Chicago is for sale. Sure, it's overpriced but you gotta remember you're paying for a history of ruthless murder. And that ain't cheap. Also, Geraldo Rivera hangs out on the lawn most afternoons, muttering to his non-existent camera crew.
And check out this mugshot of Capone. What are you smiling for, smiley?
(thanks to my old co-worker Diane Tuman at Zillow for pointing this out)