CHARLIE (AGE 8): A porcupine will eat any kind of poop in the world.
KATE (AGE 6): No it won't. Not any kind.
CHARLIE: Except for Hades' poop. But that's not in this world.
CHARLIE: A porcupine will eat the poop of any animal! It's true!
ME: You guys, we're having dinner so could--
CHARLIE: BUT A PORCUPINE WILL NOT EAT THE POOP OF SOULS WHO HAVE PASSED AWAY AND GONE TO THE NETHERWORLD KINGDOM OF HADES! HA HA HA HA HA!