Here's something I do when I see a paper copy of The Seattle Times. I swap the captions for Herman and Family Circus and decide which one is funnier. They both, I think, are enriched in the process. So let's try it today:
"PJ likes to hear the same story over and over. When he's older he'll love rerun season."
"My ex-husband was up all night buying everyone drinks."
Now to the voting, at least until the cease and desist letters roll in.