Let's ride this thing out a little more. See what else it yields. Once again, taking Family Circus and Herman cartoons and switching captions. I know I'm not the first to do this but I believe it will lead to a better understanding of the human condition.
"Be very quiet, Jeffy. Grandma's tea has to sleep for three minutes."**
"What can I say for about seven dollars?"**
A little more meta today, don't you think? There is charm in the precocious Dolly affixing monetary value to conversation. But I'm thinking the poignant pathos of the insane old man calling the florist "Jeffy" gets my vote. Because there's just no way that guy's Grandma is still alive.