Breakfast Cereals of the Existentialists
Sartre Pops
Camus Crunch
Honey Clusters of Heidegger
Frosted Mini-Kierkegaards
Cream of Kafka
Simone de Beauvoir’s Tender Heartbreaking Flakes of Despair & Raisins
Nutty Nietzsche Nuggets
Munch's Muesli Munch
Pascal Puffs
Choco-Dostoevsky Dinosaurs