"St Paul: Go ahead and cross at the crosswalk, but that doesn't mean any cars will slow down."
"St Paul: Come for the snow and stay for the snow. Because there's apparently always snow forever or something."
"St Paul, Minnesota: Where people apparently never want to get off the phone even if they're the guy calling to tell you he just set up the phone and that your phone should be working now and you're like, well, that's great maybe we should stop talking so I could call someone I know but oh, what?, okay, let's talk about what you think some more about politics, that's cool."
"St Paul: You will need a hat."
"St Paul: Why are you smiling at me? Have we met? Oh, I'm sorry. You're just smiling at me even though I'm a total stranger. Wow, now I really feel like an asshole."
"St Paul: Park for free downtown after 4:30. 4:30!"
"St Paul: We know it's cold here. And we would like to talk about it almost all the time, please."
"St Paul: Now that you're here, try to understand hockey! We dare ya!"