(this is a bit old, from her birthday in October)
JILL: Look Kate, this is from Stephanie.
KATE: Oh, let's see what it is!
(unwraps paper to reveal box)
JILL: Ooh, it looks like a shoe box.
KATE: Oh, I love it! Now I have something to put my SHOES in! A shoe box!
JILL: Well, actually Kate, there's probably another gift actually inside the box.
KATE: There is?! Wow!
She would have been happy with a box. You know, so her shoes weren't just loose in the house. Ah, if only such simple needs would endure.