Hi. Look, I know you had some terrible news to tell your 10-year-old daughter this morning. I think it was about a dog that had died. Could have been a divorce. Could have been something else. Whatever it was, it made her burst into tears and sobs. It devastated her. You held her close and let her just cry and cry and cry.
My question is this: did you really have to relate this news to her AT A STARBUCKS?!
My follow-up question is this: like, what the fuck is wrong with you?