Wednesday, September 17, 2008

A Conversation with Charlie (age 7) That Punches My Ticket to Hell

HIM: Dad, what color were Jesus's eyes?
ME: You mean the actual eyes or what color were the lasers that he shot out of his eyes?
HIM: HA! YES! TAKE THAT ROMANS! POW!

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5 comments:

Kate said...

Just because it's not in the Bible doesn't mean it didn't happen. ;)

Kate said...

As in, it didn't say "Jesus, who didn't have lasers in his eyes, said to the little children..."

Maybe that's what he used to cook all the fishes in the loaves-and-fishes story.

Scott Chicken said...

Wow. That gave me flashbacks of The Brak Show..."Hey, giant killer ant with car-destroying laser-beam eyes, my DAD has a boat!" Just swap in "8 foot baby Jesus" for "giant killer ant" and it's straight out of the bible. In fact, I believe the correct translation of John 11:35 is "Jesus wept cobalt laser beams".

Suz @ Alive in Wonderland said...

I would comment on this, but I'm too afraid to be associated with you now...

Christopher said...

Yarr, matey! Yarr!

That's all I'm sayin' today, sez I!

Yarr!