HIM: Dad, what color were Jesus's eyes?
ME: You mean the actual eyes or what color were the lasers that he shot out of his eyes?
HIM: HA! YES! TAKE THAT ROMANS! POW!
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Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect. Written by John Moe
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5 comments:
Just because it's not in the Bible doesn't mean it didn't happen. ;)
As in, it didn't say "Jesus, who didn't have lasers in his eyes, said to the little children..."
Maybe that's what he used to cook all the fishes in the loaves-and-fishes story.
Wow. That gave me flashbacks of The Brak Show..."Hey, giant killer ant with car-destroying laser-beam eyes, my DAD has a boat!" Just swap in "8 foot baby Jesus" for "giant killer ant" and it's straight out of the bible. In fact, I believe the correct translation of John 11:35 is "Jesus wept cobalt laser beams".
I would comment on this, but I'm too afraid to be associated with you now...
Yarr, matey! Yarr!
That's all I'm sayin' today, sez I!
Yarr!
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