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Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect. Written by John Moe
Of Interest
- Conservatize Me, a book I wrote, in hardback
- Conservatize Me, a book I wrote, in paperback
- What Matthew Baldwin, the Defective Yeti proprietor, who made me what I am today, has to say
- Talking Points Memo
- What Jeannie has to say
- What Scott Chicken has to say
- What Tina has to say
- What Dup's Blog has to say
- Deadspin
- Seattlest
Mappy thing!
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4 comments:
Wow, King Midas, but with Skittles.
And creepy to boot: "I shook his hand - " (revealing a fistful of Skittles) "he'll never see his family again."
And the two co-workers just keep eating the Skittles!
Which begs the question: if you turn someone into Skittles and then eat them, are you a cannibal?
Actually, Charlie (Age 6) posed a good question also: what happens if he touches Skittles?
Well, clearly if the skittles he touches are ones he creates then nothing happens. If, however, he touches fresh skittles then the transitive property of the skittle takes over and he turns in to Mike & Ikes.
Ordinarily, our resident Small Person would really like this. Since he's got metal in his mouth again and big gaps where teeth used to be, I'm thinking I'll spare him feeling envious about one of his favorite candies.
Halloween could be depressing again this year!
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