Kate (Age 4) Employs the Schizophrenia Defense
ME: Kate, I found an empty box of Christmas chocolates and wrappers all over your bedroom floor. Did you eat them?
HER:...uh...well...daddy...the care bears wanted me to eat them...
ME: The Care Bears?
HER:...it was...um...Lock Bear and Sunshine Bear's birthday...and they had a party...and Lock Bear turned...twenty six...and Sunshine Bear...is... twenty eleven...
ME: So why did they want you to eat candy?
HER: ...they can't eat and they want me to be happy...
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Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect. Written by John Moe
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- Conservatize Me, a book I wrote, in hardback
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3 comments:
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I can't even...
I love it.
I am totally stealing this as an excuse!
Id: Why did you just eat an entire box of shrimp appetizers?
Ego: It. Was. The. Carebears!
I want to know why you are letting your daughter hang around a 26-year-old and a 27-year-old. You are lucky it wasn't a bottle of tequila.
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