A Conversation with Charlie (Age 5) About Love
(we're driving in the car and listening to the Cake Song "Short Skirt/Long Jacket")
HIM: What kind of girl does he want?
ME: One with a short skirt and a long jacket. One who's sharp as a tack, one who tours the facilities and picks up slack. One who changes her name from Kitty to Karen.
HIM: But what does that mean?
ME: Like a girl who's really serious and is very focused and who concentrates on things.
HIM: Oh. (30 second pause) Well, finding a girl like that is going to be tricky.