Friday, March 13, 2009

At the coffee place this morning

ME: Medium coffee and a muffin please.
BARISTO (male form of Barista): We have a special going where if you get a large coffee the muffin is only a dollar.
ME: Would a large coffee and a muffin be cheaper than a medium coffee and a muffin?
BARISTO: Yeah, it would.
ME: But I don't want that much coffee because then I would want to drink it and I would be all twitchy and panicky. I only want a medium.
BARISTO: I'm just saying.
ME: Could you give me a large coffee but just put it in a medium cup so there's only a medium amount of coffee in my large coffee?
BARISTO: Sure, I could do that. Great idea!

INGENUITY!

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4 comments:

Kate said...

I love it!

I hate when they try to upsell me like that. I don't want more coffee or Supersize or whatever.

thoughts of amy said...

I go to a local coffee shop as often as I can (I used to work there, as well, so that helps...), and there's none of this complicated crap or pressure to sell sell sell! I like local...

Anonymous said...

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Andy Joe said...

I am on to you, penny-pinching cranky old man.