Saturday, November 24, 2007

Recent Questions Posed by the Moe Children, Ranked in Ascending Order of Difficulty

1. Why does Jerry (from Tom & Jerry) eat cheese?
2. Cats and mice don't really hit each other with sledgehammers and blow each other up with dynamite so why do they do that on the cartoons?
3. Which is older, Tom & Jerry or Looney Tunes?
4. Which is older, space or time?
5. What did Santa give Shakespeare?

2 comments:

Jane said...

So, what were the answers? I would love to hear what Santa gave Shakespeare.

scouter573 said...

4. Which is older, space or time?
They are twins (or quadruplets, really), born at the same time and in the same place.

5. What did Santa give Shakespeare?
I dunno; bacon, maybe?