A Food Product Idea from Charlie (Age 5)
"You know what would make meat interesting? If you shaped it in the shape of the animal that it came from. So you'd have hamburgers in the shape of a cow and hot dogs shaped like a pig. Chicken shaped like a chicken. I think that would make meat cool."
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Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect. Written by John Moe
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3 comments:
The kid is a genius.
And you could put little electronic chips in the boxes so they made the right sounds. Chicken nuggets? "Cluck cluck" sez the box. Corn dogs? "Oink oink" sez the box. Cheese pizza? "Moooooo..." sez the box (is that what Italian cows say? Or Italian buffalo?)
That is indeed genius. I used to wonder why they made chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs...I mean, sure, everyone knows (well, everyone but Carl Everett, that is) that the dinosaurs tasted like chicken, but you're not fooling me. I know that's not really Triceratops in that nugget, Mr. Tyson, so stop pretending!
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