Dear Person Ahead Of Me In Line At Starbucks,
You are, what, 20? You will have so many muffins over the course of your life. It doesn't really matter which one you pick this morning. So just pick one. Okay?
Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect. Written by John Moe