tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post2348000823144483821..comments2023-10-21T04:24:57.846-07:00Comments on Monkey Disaster: Algebrajohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12785846372621962650noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-3438998768711861852009-05-29T17:28:24.569-07:002009-05-29T17:28:24.569-07:00x="I left my job because it was too much work. I'm...x="I left my job because it was too much work. I'm thinking of going into teaching because that'll be way easier."<br /><br />x="Let's get together. I want you to read some of my poetry and tell me what you think."<br /><br />x=you think everyone loves your scruffy malodorous dog slobbering all over everybodymrs.braintreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17887949500780021595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-66126321385386685582009-05-12T23:27:00.000-07:002009-05-12T23:27:00.000-07:00x = I'm really not ready for a relationship (where...x = I'm really not ready for a relationship (where y = I never suggested that I WANTED a relationship, YOU asked ME out, you douche!!)Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07582638886964370900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-88557347387761862462009-05-11T20:42:00.000-07:002009-05-11T20:42:00.000-07:00x = Andy saying "What? I said I'd be home between ...x = Andy saying "What? I said I'd be home between 8 and 10. You said come home whenever. It's 1 am. What's the big deal? Why are you still up" grrrr.nancymcjensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14891145492619909253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-6409197778516935332009-05-11T20:13:00.000-07:002009-05-11T20:13:00.000-07:00x= any request worded as a statement ("What time i...x= any request worded as a statement ("What time it is! I can go to the restroom.")<br />x= "Jane Austen is chick lit" (When said to my "reluctant readers" who are actually enjoying it)<br />x= "I'm not like those whiny people who take anti-depressants"<br />x= "You should really listen to Glenn Beck"<br />x= "You're Catholic, you should _____"<br />x= "I don't use deodorant. It's evil. Patchouli is natural."Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456733077542868694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-7175810602131749672009-05-11T18:35:00.000-07:002009-05-11T18:35:00.000-07:00x = that Episodes I-III are in any way better than...x = that Episodes I-III are in any way better than Episodes IV-VI<br />x = "I can't be a bigot, I have (gay/black/minority) friends..."<br />x = that Papyrus is a pretty good font<br />x = that Comic Sans is a pretty good font<br />x = that the new Battlestar Galactica isn't as good as the original series<br />x = that you don't care that Velociraptors were not technically the size that Crichton portrayed them in Jurassic Park<br />x = that Sand is a pretty good fontMary P. Traversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14800910569463761046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5191254.post-43737219327880470212009-05-11T13:03:00.000-07:002009-05-11T13:03:00.000-07:00Agreed. Jay Leno is where comedy goes to either be...Agreed. Jay Leno is where comedy goes to either be so stupid that a pile of garbage would laught at it or simply dies.Sorniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057350597607764166noreply@blogger.com