Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect.
Written by John Moe
Friday, May 09, 2008
Friday Question
Making it easy this week (complex questions possibly returning next week).
Who or what are you on to?
I'm on to you, processed fruit snacks. I'm on to you, Bill Bavasi. I'm on to you, CBS dramas.
Oh, I am freaking on to you, pretentious artisan overpriced precious chocolate made by free-trading former Wired magazine founder Louis Rossetto! I am also onto you, all you nibs and freaking seven stages of chocolate, bloody tasting sessions with the ambience of what cheese was to yuppies, oh, yes, am I onto you.
I am also on to you, coffee cupping sessions at roasters, although I am on to you in a wistful way. But make no mistake. I am on to you.
I'm on to you, BPA Free Bottles.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Seattle Mariners.
I'm on to you, Moss.
I'm on to you, Seattle weatherman.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, online gin.
I'm on to you, Nordstrom Half-Yearly Sale.
I'm on to you, Political Pundits.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, NBA Owners.
I'm on to you, Seattle Anti-Progress Populace.
I'm on to you, Ninja Warrior.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Women of Ninja Warrior.
And I'm definitely on to YOU, Unbeatable Banzukai!
As for the online gin thing, if I knew what that meant I'd be on to it in a heartbeat!
Oh, I am freaking on to you, pretentious artisan overpriced precious chocolate made by free-trading former Wired magazine founder Louis Rossetto! I am also onto you, all you nibs and freaking seven stages of chocolate, bloody tasting sessions with the ambience of what cheese was to yuppies, oh, yes, am I onto you.
ReplyDeleteI am also on to you, coffee cupping sessions at roasters, although I am on to you in a wistful way. But make no mistake. I am on to you.
I'm on to you, Annual Reviews.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Uncle Marty's racist / sexist email forwards.
I'm SO on to you, wedding industry.
I'm on to you, hip flexors.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, 8 hours of sleep a night. Feh.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Ninja Warrior
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Women of Ninja Warrior
And I'm most certainly on to you, G4 Television Network!
I'm on to you, soy milk.
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