I'm on to you, Jay Leno. And I have been for years.
I'm on to you, Quinoa.
And Eva Longoria? I'm afraid you've been found out. I'm on to you, too.
(see previous posts)
(also, I just Googled "I'm on to you" and this blog trails only a couple of references to a Neil Diamond song. Nice work, y'all! I'm on to you, algorithm!)
And what/who are YOU on to?
(update: and for the record, yes, I realize everyone is on to me as well. Thank you for your that.)
I am so on to you, Wolf Blitzer. I'm on to your whole network. Pass it on.
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Speaking of, Thin Mints...I'm...you know. (taps nose and points to Thin Mints.) You know what I'm going to say.
I'm on to you, Chicken Starship
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I'm on to you, lactic acid.
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I'm on to you, Facebook applications.
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ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, cat-who-tried-to-pee-on-my-bathroom-floor-this-morning.
I am SO on to you, $600 tax rebate.
I'm on to you, cable television.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you Dad-with-Meth-addict-son memoir and I'm-a-meth-addict-with-a-caring-dad-who-smoked-pot-with-me-when-I-was-twelve memoir authors.
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