Pop culture and some news put through a filter of optimistic cynicism. Also, lots of vanity. And seemingly a great deal about children. More than some might expect.
Written by John Moe
Monday, February 11, 2008
I'm on to you...
This was a big hit last time. So I wonder what you're on to since then.
As for me:
I'm on to you, gourmet cupcakes. I'm on to you panini sandwiches.
I'm on to you, wife commenting while on a computer I'm already logged on to, thus making it appear that I'm on to radio DJs with British accents. And I remain on to you, Bill Bavasi and John MacLaren.
I'm on to you while being interviewed answering a question that hasn't been asked in the mode of: "Do I think it... I do or don't..." ala Rumsfeld and countless others.
I'm onto you, fruity cocktails.
ReplyDeleteStarbucks "free" wi-fi, I was on to you before you even made the announcement.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you the word "amazing."
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, pets.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, "Fun Size" candy bars.
ReplyDelete(they're just smaller! How the hell is a two-baby-bite candy bar fun?)
I'm on to you, antipasti.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Swiffer Wet Jet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm on to you, too, Swiffer. You started it, after all. And I'm telling.
I am onto you, the word "arguably".
ReplyDeleteI am onto you, introductory offers.
I am on to you, "All our shots are double shots."
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, apartments converted to condos.
ReplyDeleteI'm onto you radio DJ's with British accents.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, wife commenting while on a computer I'm already logged on to, thus making it appear that I'm on to radio DJs with British accents.
ReplyDeleteAnd I remain on to you, Bill Bavasi and John MacLaren.
I'm on to you, seedless watermelon.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, comment moderation.
I'm on to you educational software and Scholastic Book Club. I'm on to you Windows Vista.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Lauren Pompeo
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Cedric the Entertainer.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you Barack, but I'm gonna vote for you anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you while being interviewed answering a question that hasn't been asked in the mode of: "Do I think it... I do or don't..." ala Rumsfeld and countless others.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Swiffer.
ReplyDeleteI am on to you, Free Speech Zones.
ReplyDeleteI'm onto you, SBUX shut-down
ReplyDelete