Attention Fellow Office Renters At The Big Complex Where I Rent An Office
Sometimes your dogs come bounding up to me in the hallways. Or the elevators. They are never, ever, ever on leashes. But apparently that's okay because, as you inform me, "they're really friendly."
But you know what? They're pit bulls. And I don't know they're friendly. And from what I know of pit bulls, I think I have cause for wariness.
Here's another fun fact: put your freakin' dog on a freakin' leash. Also, keep 'em out of the ding dang coffee shops.
Ah, you're one of those caninophobes; don't you know that -
ReplyDeleteDOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO?
Ah, you're one of those "caninophobes". Don't you understand -
ReplyDeleteDOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Maybe if you cut your hair, they won't think you're a lhasa freakin' apsos.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you cut your hair, they won't think you're a lhasa freakin' apsos, hippy.
ReplyDeleteHow else is Whitesnake going to know I'm serious about my intentions?
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